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» 2010 Rebuild of MTW & What You Need To Do!

Jan 15, 2010 - 1:24 PM - Morty
Morty's Avatar As you can tell, MTW is being redesigned. There are still plenty of bugs in the script and updates are coming out every week to fix more and more. Not to mention there are plenty things that I have put together here on MTW that have been shitcanned due to incompatibility with the new script and other reasons. But I'm working on getting as much back as possible that seemed to work.

RAMBLES
First off, STOP using the Rambles section that is within the forums. When you ramble, create a BLOG. For the time being the BLOGS button is in the top left of the site under the logo. Please use that. I am going to keep that and when I get the chance, figure out how to change it to not say BLOGS but read as RAMBLES. So that button may change FYI.

I will update this thread as time goes on, but now I ask for your help to remind me of good features of the past and things that should be tweaked that are new to improve things for all.

Take note that as you guys suggest things, I will be deleting your post and re-editing my post here with your suggestion.



Morty's To Do List:
  • REPLY ALL for private messages
  • Who's Chatting in the header of those in the Chat Room
  • White backgrounds in the Gallery are flippin blinding!
  • The Quick Reply box's Bold Italic and Underline buttons are too dark. Hard to read the B, I and U.
  • DONE --- Bring back the front page of MTW with all the helpful links and "latest" stuff
  • Get latest BLOGS box on front page of MTW and also somehow get Latest Blogs mixed into "what's new" without having to click a separate link after that page displays to show Blogs.-BunnyMan
  • FIXED --- Notifications drop down menu is bleached white. -BunnyMan
  • FIXED --- UserCP's left blocks is white and blinding. Must darken. -BunnyMan
  • "TITLE" box when creating a new thread needs color scheme fixed. Text matches background too much. -mommysalomi
  • FIXED --- "NEW POST" icon linky image on the What's New? list of threads doesn't link to newest thread.-Will Riker
  • FIXED --- Arcade timing out and not letting scores save. Saying "logged out". - Meagan
  • FIXED-- Fix the "hot" forum status icon for threads that are "hot" status but have nothing NEW. Accidentally made the NEW and OLD icons for HOT threads the same image.


I'll mark these things as I fix them. Please help me with a list to improve MTW back to the golden turd it was before the upgrade. Thanks!
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» The 4th Annual MTW Forum Awards

Oct 21, 2009 - 1:25 PM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar So here we go again only with a slightly slimmed down awards this year and slightly less time than usual to vote.

Main changes are:

Removed Best Avatar Award
Removed Best Sig Award
Removed Podcaster as no-one bar me was doing them and I haven't done one in ages.
Changed Best Admin to best Staff Member as Jezza is a smod
Removed Best Standard Member as we don't really have any that post
Removed Best Newbie as we don't really have that participate

Here's how it works :

There are 25 Categories that includes a few "special" awards. Any MTW member can vote for anyone that they want to in each category. The easiest way to do that is to hit reply to the PM, (which will be sent to all MTW Members), and fill in your votes or e-mail them to me by clicking here and just typing your nominations next to the relevant award category..

You can vote for the same person more than once and you can vote for yourself if you so wish...it's all good.

As with any election your ballots are safe with me, no information about who voted for who will be passed on to anyone else and I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners in early November.

In the Best Staff Member category your options are : Morty, The Chump, Maximal, WillRiker & Jezza.

Right, that's the explanation of it all, now here are your categories....let's see if Max can't finally win an award this year.

General MTW Awards

Friendliest MTW Member:
Funniest MTW Member:
Best Rambler (Morty Excluded):
Sexiest MTW Male:
Sexiest MTW Female:
Best Staff Member:
Best Premium Member:
MTW Forum Bitch:
Biggest Asshole on MTW:
Biggest Attention Whore:
Gayest MTW Member:
Best Link Poster (This includes links to pictures, videos & articles) :
Biggest Arcade Title Whore:
Biggest Word Game Whore:
Most Creative MTW Member:



Special Awards

MTW Member Who You Think Dresses In Drag In Their Spare Time:
MTW Member Who Seriously Needs To Get Out More:
MTW Member Who Seriously Needs To Get Laid:
MTW Member Who Seriously Needs To Grow Up!:
The "Purple/Mommy" Award for The Stupidest Member:
Best Advertiser For The Site!
MTW Member Most Able To Laugh At Themselves:
Worst Speller on MTW:
The "Where Are They Now?" Award For Member Who Needs To Visit More Often:
The "Layni" Award For Best Breasts on MTW:


Voting closes Wednesday 11th November 2009.
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» Microsoft confirms phishers stole 'several thousand' Hotmail passwords

Oct 05, 2009 - 2:28 PM - WillRiker
WillRiker's Avatar Figured I'd throw this up in the announcements section for anyone that uses Microsoft hotmail as their e-mail service and may not be aware of the story...

Denies security breach of the service; phishing expert calls it 'one of the biggest' ever

Microsoft today confirmed that thousands of Windows Live Hotmail account usernames and passwords had leaked to the Internet, but said the credentials were \"likely\" stolen in a phishing attack.

The company denied that its Web-based e-mail service had been hacked and the account log-in information stolen because of some lapse on its part.

Earlier today, Neowin.net reported that more than 10,000 accounts had been compromised and speculated that Hotmail had either suffered a breach or an aggressive phishing campaign had collected the usernames and passwords by duping people into divulging the information.

\"We determined that this was not a breach of internal Microsoft data and initiated our standard process of working to help customers regain control of their accounts,\" a Microsoft spokeswoman said in an e-mail to questions posed earlier today by Computerworld.

Microsoft did acknowledge that Hotmail accounts had been compromised. \"Over the weekend Microsoft learned that several thousand Windows Live Hotmail customers' credentials were exposed on a third-party site due to a likely phishing scheme,\" the same spokeswoman added.

\"That's a big result for a phishing campaign,\" said Dave Jevans, the chairman of the Anti-Phishing Working Group (APWG), an industry association dedicated to fighting online identity theft. \"But it's not outside the realm of possibility. We've seen 50,000 to 75,000 [compromised] accounts when phishers target an ISP with millions of users.\"

Hotmail has about 400 million registered users, according to Microsoft, although the company declined to spell out how many are active users of the service.

\"A .05% rate, which is what 100,000 users would represent, isn't unreasonable for 10 to 20 million users,\" Jevans said. \"They wouldn't have to spam every [Hotmail] user to get that.\"

According to Neowin.net, which first reported the Hotmail incident, more than 10,000 accounts had been compromised. However, Neowin said it had seen only a partial list -- accounts with usernames starting with \"A\" or \"B\" -- and suspected that the total could be much larger.

If the 10,000 accounts for A-B are extrapolated to the full alphabet, it's possible that over 100,000 accounts were compromised. \"If that's the case, this would definitely be one of the biggest single phishing events,\" said Jevans. \"But it could be the result of a long period of time, months and months of harvesting.\"

Although the number of phishing attacks declined earlier this year, they have recent stormed back, said Jevans. \"They're close to, or at, an all-time peak,\" he said.

Both Microsoft and Jevans recommended that all Hotmail users change their passwords, just in case. \"Change it, ASAP,\" urged Jevans.
Microsoft confirms phishers stole 'several thousand' Hotmail passwords

Sounds like a perfect time to switch to gmail if you weren't already..
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» Back to Work

Sep 21, 2009 - 1:30 PM - Morty
Morty's Avatar Today is my first day back to work since Morty Jr. was born. Not to tough as far as staying awake. Think I kind of got used to the lack of sleep. Doing okay so far. Then again the large coke for breakfast, the can of coke at break, and the Dr.Pepper I'm sipping on right now might be helping with that a bit.

Been an interesting 2+ weeks.

The wife stayed at her parents house for the 1st week since I was in the middle of painting the house, there were too many fumes for mom and the baby. So I spent that 1st week busting my ass trying to finish as much of the interior of the house as possible.

Got a lot done and we're all back in the house now. Only have small touches like base boards and crown molding really left to do now.

Little dood has been eating, pooping, and sleeping just fine and is doing well. I've been doing most of the diaper changing and feeding when I'm in the house and also at night, while the wife has been resting up. She's doing well and up and moving around like normal again.

So ya, that's my update. Baby is well, mother is well, and I'm doing fine too.
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» Baby Morty Arrived Early!

Sep 03, 2009 - 10:37 AM - Morty
Morty's Avatar Well shit, I had to go and ramble yesterday about how I've got more time to get the house ready before the baby arrived.

Wife got home last night, pulled into the driveway, got out of her car, took 2 steps and SPLASH. Her water broke. Didn't feel anything coming and sure as hell wasn't expecting it.

Benjamin was born this morning at 1AM (9/3/09). And he's got a full head of hair, so I guess the thought of Irondog can be crossed off the list.

Well shit, I'm a dad!

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