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| Your Twisted Leader | Had that happen once to one of my foreman. It was raining for like 3 days and we had one of the outhouses sorta on an edge where about 2 feet behind the outhouse it dropped about 4 feet to a different level of the property. Well, he went in, being that he was over 300lbs probably, sitting in there for a minute and we were looking out the window watching the rain and stuff and we saw him go in (we were taking our lunch break). And suddenly the dirt gave way and the house fell about 4 feet with him inside and he stood straight up and was covered with shit about half way up his body. He just walked straight to his car and went home. Didn't say a word to anyone, just left. When we regained the ability to breath again, we locked up his tools for him. Nobody had the balls to say anything to him the next day.
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| I'm Surrounded by Retards Join Date: Jul 2004
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| When I was at the heritage classic last year, this one guy went into the porta potty and his friends pushed it over, But it was so friggin cold that everything was frozen but oh man was he pissed
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| Busty Tease Join Date: Jul 2003
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| When I was about 17, Alex, his brother and my sister and me went to a carnival in one of the small towns around here. They had port a potties. You could smell them from a block away, it was nasty. Alex went in to use one and we duct taped him in it for an hour or so. He was pissed off.
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| Your Twisted Leader | We usually slip a wire, twig, bolt, whatever we can find through the little hasps that are on the door. Then we just walk away. Eventually they pound on the door enough where it wiggles out and they can get the door open, or somebody else comes by and lets them out.
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| Quack Quote:
That is like bringing Chopsticks to the Used Car Lot....Possible, but Improbable. | |
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| Busty Tease Join Date: Jul 2003
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| Re: Quack Quote:
Why would I carry around duct tape? Im not as twisted as you.
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| Busty Tease Join Date: Jul 2003
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| Actually they do. Bras come in all shapes and sizes just like condoms for men. You should know that~ youre brand of mini-me condoms you use.
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