BANG

[speedy]

Just too funny to pass up posting. Enjoy!

Situational Issue:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40 and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send
to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just
killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

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Conservative Answer:

BANG!

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Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds
of reloading).
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

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TEXAS STYLE

GO TEXAS GO TEXAS GO TEXAS, OH AND ...MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU POOR BASTARD

[speedy]

twisted you must of got my e-mail.
Merry Christmas!!!!
Glad to see you back.
I have missed your post.

yes speedy i did get the email, and ty for thinking of me, it really lifted my spirits, keep the jokes coming, i enjoy the laughs