I thought Cable monkey would be a micheal fan- Him having his monkey and all. Seriously- this guy is so demented, Now the kid says he lied. I think Micheal paid him off to say it.
Morty Good Theory,
but you gotta realize that the last kid that he paid off the family got death rthreats and shit and every time the kid tries to date some chick and she find out the bitch leaves him.
MAN even with all the money.