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Old 06-06-2008, 08:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Free Online Weddings!

So I was chatting to Nora tonight and she sent this link to me and we kinda decided it was too funny not to share.

Basically it's a site where people can get "married"...anyone to anything, literally.

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# Do you love your dog or cat? Marry it!
# Do you love your truck? Marry it!
# Do you love your motorcycle? Marry it!
# Do you love your website? Marry it!
# Do you love a celebrity? Marry them!
So we got to thinking that maybe Morty should marry his website....or after how quickly Chump spotted Morty's sphincter maybe he would like to marry Morty...who knows?

Maybe it should become a requirement of joining MTW...you gotta "marry" Morty first.


Virtual Online Weddings
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Does this make me a redneck?

As soon as Shak is away for the weekend I nip in and "marry" my lil sis..


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When I first read that I thought it said "sodomised".
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Free Online Weddings!

hahahah you have 2 wives now
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Free Online Weddings!

Fuck...never thought of it like that.

Now I have two wives that won't have sex with me.

Fuck!! (or not)
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Old 06-07-2008, 07:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ha ha good one now colin will marry me
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Re: Free Online Weddings!

Now... are we ready for the online divorce???
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WOO HOO now i can marry doggie ,,,i'm happy very happy....
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