Free Online Weddings!

**WillRiker** · 06-06-2008, 07:13 PM

So I was chatting to Nora tonight and she sent this link to me and we kinda decided it was too funny not to share.

Basically it's a site where people can get "married"...anyone to anything, literally.

Quote:

# Do you love your dog or cat? Marry it!
# Do you love your truck? Marry it!
# Do you love your motorcycle? Marry it!
# Do you love your website? Marry it!
# Do you love a celebrity? Marry them!

So we got to thinking that maybe Morty should marry his website....or after how quickly Chump spotted Morty's sphincter maybe he would like to marry Morty...who knows?

Maybe it should become a requirement of joining MTW...you gotta "marry" Morty first.

Virtual Online Weddings
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Does this make me a redneck?

As soon as Shak is away for the weekend I nip in and "marry" my lil sis..

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When I first read that I thought it said "sodomised".

**Nora Diniro** · 06-06-2008, 07:34 PM

hahahah you have 2 wives now

**WillRiker** · 06-06-2008, 07:36 PM

Fuck...never thought of it like that.

Now I have two wives that won't have sex with me.

Fuck!! (or not)

**mrs apps** · 06-07-2008, 06:40 AM

ha ha good one now colin will marry me

**Nora Diniro** · 06-07-2008, 02:20 PM

Now... are we ready for the online divorce???

**Purple Dragon** · 06-08-2008, 01:05 PM

WOO HOO now i can marry doggie ,,,i'm happy very happy....

06-06-2008, 07:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nora Diniro Teh Old MILF Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,366	Re: Free Online Weddings! hahahah you have 2 wives now __________________ All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk - If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart..

06-06-2008, 07:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,412	Re: Free Online Weddings! Fuck...never thought of it like that. Now I have two wives that won't have sex with me. Fuck!! (or not) __________________ Click To Watch The MTW Show - Live Every Thursday @ 5pm PST MTW Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty NOW!!

06-07-2008, 06:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
mrs apps Pubic Hair Inspector Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 369	Re: Free Online Weddings! ha ha good one now colin will marry me

06-07-2008, 02:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nora Diniro Teh Old MILF Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,366	Re: Free Online Weddings! Now... are we ready for the online divorce??? __________________ All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk - If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart..

06-08-2008, 01:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,203	Re: Free Online Weddings! WOO HOO now i can marry doggie ,,,i'm happy very happy.... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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