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| Lusting Over Leelee |
Now I know that I'm not a Woman, and therefore am not menopausal (although I'm sure 1 or 2 would disagree with me.. ), anyhoo, I read this news story and thought that I'd be willing to join in the trial as a diabetic with a sweet tooth.Quote:
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| Lusting Over Leelee | Re: Sounds Like A Plan!
But correct me if I'm wrong...you don't have diabetes. The first sentence said... Quote:
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| Elder Monkey Join Date: Feb 2005
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| Re: Sounds Like A Plan!
Here's a brilliant plan... "Scientists are to investigate whether eating chocolate can reduce the risk of heart disease in women with diabetes." combined with "Cancer-causing chemicals can accumulate in the prostate. Ejaculating regularly removes those potentially deadly chemicals." So... you cover your schlong with chocolate syrup, have your Wife/GF/Hump buddy give you fellatio until you finish... hopefully you both live long, happy, cancer free lives! Brilliant!
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| Boobilicious Redhead | Re: Sounds Like A Plan! Quote:
![]() ![]() I never knew I was helping my heart...wait, I don't have diabetes ![]() ![]()
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