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Old 03-05-2008, 01:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Death Date - how much longer will you live? Post your date



The Mechanism computes date in three modes: neutral, optimistic and pessimistic. Current mode is: neutral - by its predictions you will live exactly 59 years, 0 months and 9 days
  • Predicted Death Date: 29 february 2036
  • Time left: 27 years, 11 months and 24 days
The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:
warsoilfood
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

Predicted Death Date: 4 October 2017

Time left: 9 years, 6 months, 30 days.



The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:
sportsoilfood


Not much time left.............OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-05-2008, 02:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

The Mechanism computes date in three modes: neutral, optimistic and pessimistic. Current mode is: neutral - by its predictions you will live exactly 43 years, 11 months and 11 days

Predicted Death Date: 11 august 2013
Time left: 5 years, 5 months and 6 days
Seconds: 171478723
Percent of life passed: 88%

The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:

work • disease • fire
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Old 03-05-2008, 08:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

Well damn...we're gonna need to start a recruitment drive for new Admins soon if it's right for me & Max...

The Mechanism computes date in three modes: neutral, optimistic and pessimistic. Current mode is: neutral - by its predictions you will live exactly 41 years, 11 months and 3 days

* Predicted Death Date: 8 march 2014
* Time left: 6 years, 0 months and 3 days
* Seconds: 189531823
* Percent of life passed: 86%

The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:

disease • terrorism • accident
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

The Mechanism computes date in three modes: neutral, optimistic and pessimistic. Current mode is: neutral - by its predictions you will live exactly 64 years, 2 months and 10 days
  • Predicted Death Date: 30 january 2038<LI class=time>Time left: 29 years, 10 months and 25 days <LI class=seconds>Seconds: 943724970
  • Percent of life passed: 53%
The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:


heatalcoholfire


WTF does alcchol have to do with my death if I dont drink ????
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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WTF does alcchol have to do with my death if I dont drink ????
Here's a theory...

You are at a BBQ. The BBQ is throwing off a lot of heat. Someone is passing by carrying a bottle of alcohol. The heat of the BBQ burns his hand causing him to drop the bottle which them smashes showering you in burning hot fire which then causes you to die as you're exactly 64 years, 2 months and 10 days old and can't move outta the way as quick as you once could have.
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Or a Dumb fuck drunk driver hits me and my car explodes {the heat is cause it is a hot summer afternoon} ??? Man that would suck !!! I dont wanna burn...Thankfully these things are not true.. I wanna die fast and painlessly !!! Who doesnt???
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Well damn...we're gonna need to start a recruitment drive for new Admins soon if it's right for me & Max...


Even though I am older than both of you I still will out live you both. I'll take the Admin job over until I die.
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

  • Predicted Death Date: 18 february 2043<LI class=time>Time left: 34 years, 11 months and 12 days <LI class=seconds>Seconds: 1103087430
  • Percent of life passed: 49%
The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:
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Re: Death Date

The Mechanism computes date in three modes: neutral, optimistic and pessimistic. Current mode is: neutral - by its predictions you will live exactly 71 years, 6 months and 11 days

Predicted Death Date: 17 may 2042
Time left: 34 years, 2 months and 11 days
Seconds: 1079149054
Percent of life passed: 52%

The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:

soil • electricity • air

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