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Old 03-06-2008, 12:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

I've found out there's 3 modes, neutral, optimistic and pessimistic mode.

Neutral:

Current mode is: neutral - by its predictions you will live exactly 66 years, 7 months and 11 days

Predicted Death Date: 8 august 2060
Time left: 52 years, 5 months and 2 days
Percent of life passed: 20%

The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:

freeze • water • suicide

Optimistic:

80 years, 2 months and 0 days

Predicted Death Date: 28 february 2074
Time left: 65 years, 11 months and 22 days
Percent of life passed: 15%

Pessimistic

56 years, 3 months and 26 days

Predicted Death Date: 23 april 2050
Time left: 42 years, 1 month and 17 days
Percent of life passed: 25%
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Old 03-07-2008, 06:40 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

I saw the three modes too, but lets face it noone on here is an optimist! And who the hell wants the pessimist's view on when you're going to die! Not me!
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Old 03-08-2008, 01:16 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

The Mechanism computes date in three modes: neutral, optimistic and pessimistic. Current mode is: neutral - by its predictions you will live exactly 75 years, 1 month and 28 days

* Predicted Death Date: 10 october 2055
* Time left: 47 years, 7 months and 2 days
* Seconds: 1501856444


The are three symbols, called The Symbols of Death, related to your birth date and the predicted death date. They can have a direct connection with the cause of death. Your symbols are:

terrorism • fall • electricity
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Old 03-09-2008, 02:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

well i've 4 years left ohhhh dear me .now i will worry myself ............
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:30 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

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well i've 4 years left ohhhh dear me .now i will worry myself ............

We better get together quick then
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

I knew this was going to happen,,,I died and everybody forgot to tell me,,,

The Mechanism computes date in three modes: neutral, optimistic and pessimistic. Current mode is: neutral - by its predictions you will live exactly 38 years, 1 month and 17 days
  • Predicted Death Date: 5 february 1997
  • Time passed: 11 years, 1 month and 7 days
Heck yeah !! Rock on !!
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Old 03-12-2008, 02:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Re: Death Date

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I knew this was going to happen,,,I died and everybody forgot to tell me,,,

I thought for sure this was what was going to happen to me

Better you than me Qwazy
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We better get together quick then
when you coming over then
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July 30, 2051
43 years, 4 months and 10 days
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