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Old 10-04-2005, 10:30 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by jonnycross
I aint crying but I draw the line at profanities.
You should be able to speak your mind without showing the filth that's hidden in there
Dictionary definition of profane....

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Main Entry: 1pro·fane
Pronunciation: prO-'fAn, pr&-
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): pro·faned; pro·fan·ing
Etymology: Middle English prophanen, from Latin profanare, from profanus
1 : to treat (something sacred) with abuse, irreverence, or contempt : DESECRATE
2 : to debase by a wrong, unworthy, or vulgar use
- pro·fan·er noun
The only thing that would even come close to that in this post would be the word 'shit' and at a real stretch 'bollocks' and I have to say that if either of those words offend you so, then this realllllly isn't the forum for you.

I'm all for new members, (especially ones who will jump in and actually participate), but don't try and turn MTW into something that it isn't.
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You should be able to speak your mind without showing the filth that's hidden in there
Since when?????????

My mind is even more filthy than Will, Hang around for a while and you'll see some of it.
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Old 10-05-2005, 01:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2005, 03:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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The only thing that would even come close to that in this post would be the word 'shit' and at a real stretch 'bollocks' and I have to say that if either of those words offend you so, then this realllllly isn't the forum for you.
Glad to see you have a dictionary to use when it suites (what does it say about BOLLOCKS)
I couldn't find rubbish listed under bollocks any where in my dictionary
as for not being the forum for me, well I think its great. After all who was it said any response is a sign of life,
I haven't had this much fun since my wife stopped hitting me

By the way I typed this real slow for the slow readers amongst you
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Old 10-05-2005, 04:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
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By the way I typed this real slow for the slow readers amongst you
Holy shit kid, I hate to see what happens when you type fast. I had to read your post twice to understand that you were glad to see that Will has a dictionary to use when it suites him, or that you couldn't find "bollocks" any where in your dictionary.

I'll type this next line real slow for you my friend:

Bollocks [ball-ox] is a slang [suh-lang] word [wur-duh] that will not be found in a [eh] dictionary [dick-she-on-air-ee].

Welcome to MTW my friend, glad to see some newcomers.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:43 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:46 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Thanks for the welcome.

All Banter aside. I meant it when I thanked Will for his info
I re-posted it (minus the bollocks) at the site where I got it from.

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Old 10-05-2005, 09:42 AM   #18 (permalink)
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The first tower was struck by American Airlines Flight 11 and and the second tower was struck by United Airlines Flight 175
The Pentagon was struck by American Airlines Flight 77 (some say otherwise)
And the one that crashed in Shanksville, Pennsylvania was American Airlines Flight 93
Where the hell did "Q33 NY" come from?
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Actually "bollocks" is in my dictionary....The Dictionary of Contempory Slang (ISBN 0-679-73706-5)

It has two entries:

1) testicles

2) rubbish, nonsense

It also says to to see "bollock" which states it's a verb meaning "to chastise, severly scold or dress down"

So with that in mind........

Have at it.
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