hard question!!

[funfucnbunny]

Why said toast always lands butter side up?
The other day i had some really hot toast the butter was all gooey and when i dropped it, it landed on the floor butter side down - it went all over the floor and i spend ages cleaning it up and the floor is still slipperly!

[WillRiker]

The saying as I understand it is that if you drop toast it will land butter side down.

As your question/story illustrates, this is quite clearly the case!!

[Morty]

I've heard the saying but forget which way is which.

But either way, the heavier side should be the side to hit first.

Heavier side = buttered side

[Orin]

Originally Posted by funfucnbunny

Why said toast always lands butter side up?
The other day i had some really hot toast the butter was all gooey and when i dropped it, it landed on the floor butter side down - it went all over the floor and i spend ages cleaning it up and the floor is still slipperly!

Just think. Besides butter you could have had: honey, jam, marmalade, lemon curd, chocolate spread, marmite, baked beans and a variety of other stuff and that would really have made a mess.

[Morty]

Or if you are a nasty fetish porn star, you could of used that slice of bread to clean up the excess cum.


Now that would of been no fun to clean up now would it?

[BunnyMan]

My guess is that you didn't really "drop" the toast, you just like the feeling of warm butter on your feet. Rather than admit your sick fetish, you do things like "drop the toast" to get your rocks off.

People like you disgust me.

[funfucnbunny]

I do not have a fetish for feet - plenty of things give me the horn and butter is not one of them (to find out wot does - contact me)

[WillRiker]

Originally Posted by funfucnbunny

I do not have a fetish for feet - plenty of things give me the horn and butter is not one of them (to find out wot does - contact me)

I know the reputation of people from Essex!! I have no desire to investigate further thank you.

[Orin]

Originally Posted by willriker100

I know the reputation of people from Essex!! I have no desire to investigate further thank you.

Tell me! Tell me! What is this reputation you speak of?

[Orin]

Originally Posted by Morty

Or if you are a nasty fetish porn star, you could of used that slice of bread to clean up the excess cum.

Is that what you use Morty? I never thought of that. I must try it.