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[Mark Callaway]

what i was trying to do was bypass smartass'es self praise he programed into the forum, the question was a pointless one (even by my standards). i coulnt tell if morty was being sarcastic or not. i would be more active but i dont have that many questions now adays but if you inist


1. wtf has hapend to street spriit? he is hardly on msn at all now let allone mtw

2. how the fuck did will riker become a researcher

3. has anyone heard of violent delight

4. do all webcams have the shitty resoution of 600 x 480

5. after my absence who has taken my rightfull place as the ass-wart on mtw

6. how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[WillRiker]

Before I answered I was going to correct your spelling and grammatical mistakes, but life is too short and I thought I'd leave it to the Jedi-Master of spelling...Mr Monkey Man, himself!

And on to your inane ramblings.......

1. wtf has hapend to street spriit? he is hardly on msn at all now let allone mtw

I don't know Street Spirit, and so don't feel able to comment on his whereabouts!

2. how the fuck did will riker become a researcher

Probably by being able to formulate an actual sentence in the English language, and understanding how to use capital letters!

3. has anyone heard of violent delight

Yes!

4. do all webcams have the shitty resoution of 600 x 480

Don't have one - don't want one, and so neither know nor care!

5. after my absence who has taken my rightfull place as the ass-wart on mtw

Many have tried - Bradley springs to mind - but all have managed to be swept aside in much the same manner that I'm sure you will be again!

6. how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

The amount of wood that a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could is directly proportionate to the body size and weight of the wood chuck in question, therefore, if you would like to come back with some specifications on the said wood chuck, I'm sure we could furnish you with an approximate estimate as to the amount of wood would be chucked!!

[Morty]

Street Spirit is still buried up to his head in studying at the naval base. Very little personal time.

Not all webcams have that reso. The standard is 320x240 I believe.

[Diva]

1. wtf has hapend to street spriit? he is hardly on msn at all now let allone mtw
Morty answered that one.

2. how the fuck did will riker become a researcher.
Because he is so cool.

3. has anyone heard of violent delight .
No, but if you hum a few bars I think I can wing it.

4. do all webcams have the shitty resoution of 600 x 480
No, just shitty webcams

5. after my absence who has taken my rightfull place as the ass-wart on mtw
Some Bradley dude tried to fit the bill... but no one could ever be as big of an ass-wart as you.

6. how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Depends... Would he be aiming for your head?

[WillRiker]

Originally Posted by Diva

2. how the fuck did will riker become a researcher.
Because he is so cool.

Thank you Diva! Of the many words that have been used to describe me, (and there are many), I don't think that cool has ever been one of them!!

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by willriker100

Of the many words that have been used to describe me, I don't think that cool has ever been one of them

You can be anything you want to be on the internet...even Cool.