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Old 01-24-2008, 06:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question Zend Optimizer not installed?

I'm assuming I'm not the only oe to get this message tonight, but just in case I figured I'd mention it in here.

For about 30-40 minutes or so every time I tried to connect to MTW I got the following message...

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Zend Optimizer not installed
This file was encoded by the Zend Encoder / Zend SafeGuard Suite

In order to run it, please install the freely available Zend Optimizer, version 2.1.0 or later.

What is the Zend Optimizer?
The Zend Optimizer is one of the most popular PHP plugins for performance-improvement, and has been freely available since the early days of PHP 4. It improves performance by taking PHP's intermediate code through multiple Optimization Passes, which replace inefficient code patterns with efficient code blocks. The replacement code blocks perform exactly the same operations as the original code, only faster.

In addition to performance-improvement, the Zend Optimizer also enables PHP to transparently load files encoded by the Zend Encoder or Zend SafeGuard Suite.

The Zend Optimizer is a freely-available product from Zend Technologies. Zend Technologies is the company that develops the scripting engine of PHP, also known as the Zend Engine.
Figured I'd mention it to make Morty aware...just in case he didn't know.
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Old 01-24-2008, 06:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Zend Optimizer not installed?

Yuppers I was just askin my husband what the hell it ment !!! HMmmm We have mystery on our hands... To the mystery machine !!!
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Old 01-24-2008, 07:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Zend Optimizer not installed?

Yea, I got the message too! Was wondering what the hell was going on. I was on MTW clicked to the arcade and got the message.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Zend Optimizer not installed?

I think the host was having problems.

Is anyone still getting it now?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Zend Optimizer not installed?

Nope not since I made that post. It was about 30-40 minutes or so, but it's been fine since.

Just figured I'd mention it in case it was some major issue.
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Nope all is still good this morning !
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Everything is fine here this morning.
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Old 01-25-2008, 10:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Zend Optimizer not installed?

everything fine with me as well.I did not know what was going on so went to bed and all ok today...i thought it was me pressing something i should'nt....
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Well after looking into things it seems that someone that wasn't very bright was pressing something they shouldn't have been
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Well after looking into things it seems that someone that wasn't very bright was pressing something they shouldn't have been
OMG. hope it wasn't me.i wouldn't do it on purpose.I'm not to bright with the computer.i did something wrong other day ,and got elder monkey under my name.i did not know what to do so i asked will to help. I know I'm a hazard
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