3 Women in a Hot Tub

[TheatreMaid]

3 women in a hot tub

three women -- one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly -- were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "that was my pager," she said. "i have a microchip under the skin of my arm." a few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." the hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others sort of raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "well, will you look at that............... I'm gettin' a fax."

[Moe]

why is that joke in all caps?

[TheatreMaid]

Sorry, Articles. I got it like that in an email this morning, and I didn't feel like retyping it all.

[Moe]

NO EXUSES! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! DONT _EVER_ TYPE A JOKE IN CAPS EVER AGAIN!!

[Maximal]

That took all of about 30 seconds to fix in word

[TheatreMaid]

Thanks, Max. I've been too busy taking finals.

AND I'LL SAVE YOU A SEAT, ARTICLES. I'VE GOTTA WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE NOT A MINOR ANYMORE, THOUGH.

[Irondog]

OK, now that joke was funny. I'm sure that Crayons got it, seeing hows she's from that part of the US.

[iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ]

OK, now that joke was funny. I'm sure that Crayons got it, seeing hows she's from that part of the US.

haha very funny...i will repeat one more time..i am NOT a hillbilly!!! i'm too fast paced for this state...anyone will tell you!

[lilmamma]

i enjoyed the joke ; im from wv

[Maximal]

Meagan won't get it