http://www.thesatireawards.com/index.php?page=ssg.php

Good for a laugh, but tough to read due to poor punctuation.

Here's mine, slightly edited to make it easier to read:

Derek Barr saw a movie made by Kobe Tai in England and went around killing rats with a jackhammer, feeling very foolish as all hell broke loose which got him in a lot of trouble. He jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and to the surprise of the audience he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Canada

I particularly like the part where I watch Kobe Tai's flick, which I'm sure is about a lovely romp around the parsley patch.