What would you do?

[SexyOne]

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[heavymetalboy333]

what do u think is worse the fact that she has a dick or that her dick is bigger then his

[magashna91]

the fact she has a dick most definatly
thats like makin out with a half guy

[Kase]

Afroman-
"met a lady in hollywood. She had green hair, but damn, she looked good. I took her to my house because she was fine. She whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!"
-Crazy Rap

[Morty]

Her's might be bigger but his must be made of steel. To get a boner to stretch denim like that is damn near impossible.

[Captain Barr]

That's why I wear Khakis. Far more comfortable when things like that pop up.

[Kase]

yeah, but when you're in public you don't want everyone to know what's happening in your pants

[Orin]

It's a sign of youth. When I was a teen it always came up at the wrong time. That's why young guys wear their T shirt on the outside of their pants. I wish someone had explained that to me, in those days.

[Kase]

I have always worn baggy shirt, but not for that reason. I wear a hooded sweatshirt and put my hands in the pockets for that reason ;p
And I guess it is a sign of youth, because once you get older it doesn't come up at all, much less the wrong time

[heavymetalboy333]

and having a shirt tucked in is uncomfortable to me