Squirrel

[Kase]

Around 10 P.M. Friday I was home relaxing when my dog goes nuts barking at the laundry room door. At first I figured my dog was just being his normal, mildly retarded self (humping cats, eating laundry, etc.), but I checked it out anyway. I heard some kind of chattering from behind a couple laundry baskets, so I take a look, and I got the shit scared out of me. Now of all things, I am still trying to figure out how a squirrel got into my house, and got all the way to the laundry room without my dog eating it, or even noticing for that matter. At this point, the fun begins. I figured I could let the dog in and he'd kill it, but that would be too messy, so I came up with an ingenious plan, involving a broom and a box. That plan didn't work, but fortunatly squirrels arent that bright, and it managed to get itself wedged underneat the water heater. Now, this isn't what is bothering me so much- My main worry is how the hell did it get in? This isn't the first time I've had animals find their way into my house, but this is the first time one got in and managed to stay alive between the cats and the dog. If you have any ideas of places I should look for how they got in, please let me know, because the little shit took a piss all over the floor, and I'd rather not deal with that again. Ever.

[CableMonkey]

Check the vent for the Dryer...it leads to the outside world

[Morty]

And since you you mentioned it was stuck under the water heater, most water heaters have a little tin house over them and then about a 5" round vent pipe to the roof to allow the excess heat and fumes to escape. If a squirrel were to get in the pipe a little, he'd most likely fall all the way down like a metal slide since there is nothing to grip ahold of.

This can be prevented easily with a little wire over the vent opening on the roof and a couple of "tek" screws. For those that don't know, "tek" screws are "self-tapping" screws that make their own hole in metal while you screw them in. No pre-drilling required.

Also, check your ass, see if the hamster is still in it. If its not, that might be a hamster and not a squirrel. Due to the volcanic climate in your ass, it may have mutated a little.

[Kase]

Well, I beleive there already is wire over it, but I will check. About my ass, I never remember putting a hamster up there, but I do remember having a huge BM earlier that day....

[Maximal]

Well, I beleive there already is wire over it, but I will check. About my ass, I never remember putting a hamster up there, but I do remember having a huge BM earlier that day....

A BM is that like a CM??

[WillRiker]

Well, I believe that they are both big and smelly!!!

[Kase]

yes, but ones brown... or sometimes green, the other one I believe is either white, or in his avatar purple

Nope, I'm pretty sure he's been all of them at some point.

[magashna91]

who cares there both full of shit

[CableMonkey]

who cares there both full of shit

You are dumber that the skid marks in my underwear.

[Kase]

who cares there both full of shit

You are dumber that the skid marks in my underwear.

YAY! I found a mistake by CM!!!