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    WilRiker and his Alien Adventure

    WILRIKER AND HIS ALIEN ADVENTURE
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    WilRiker woke up one morning with a killer hang over and a cheap whore in the bed next to him. He carefully removed his arm and looked around. It was early
    Last edited by Morty; 10-21-2005 at 12:58 AM.

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    well early for him anyway, being as it was 2pm and he was awake already. He looked around trying to work out where he was, who the whore was, and why he had such an excruciating pain in his
    Last edited by WillRiker; 10-24-2005 at 07:09 AM.
    Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!

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    ass, which made him wonder- what exactly happened last night? He look over at the whore- she looked french, maybe even canadian. She rolled over to him, it was Maxipad. Willriker gasped, and ran to the corner. He felt dirty and violated. He held his knees into his chest repeating - this is just a dream... over and over again. He began to cry out....
    It's only funny until someone gets hurt.... then it's hilarious.

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    and curse alcohol when he suddenly woke up to find himself covered in puke and lying in a back lane. It looked to be about 4 am and the streets were deserted. A green glow started

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    To Descend Apon Him, He Feels An Upward "Whoosh" Followed By A Bang, Before Everything Goes Dark.....He Awakes To Find Himself Being Pleasured By 4....
    MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

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    aliens with huge breasts, wearing leather boots and furry pink g-strings. He finds he is tied spread eagle to a stanless steel table. He also feels something uncomfortable in his butt and realizes he is being probed. The brunette alien, who is obviously in charge looks at him and says

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    ..."You have information. Information that we require, and we will do whatever it takes to get that information from you!"

    Will replied, "I don't know what you're talking about! What information?"

    The brunette alien, (with the hugest boobs), replied.....
    Last edited by WillRiker; 10-24-2005 at 07:10 AM.
    Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!

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    information about your people and where the crystal key is hidden. We need the crystal key to be able to complete our mission and return home. We will do

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    Anything To EXTRACT Information About The Crystal Key, We Will Do Terrible, Terrible (Yet Somewhat Pleasurable) Things To You My Rubenesque Friend, Things That Will Make You Putty In Our Perfectly Manicured Hands.....
    MTW's Long Lost New Zealand Member

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    To empasize thier point they slaughter a cow and butcher it. Then they make him watch as they BBQ a few steaks and sit down to enjoy the nice tender meat and a couple of beers. Will starts thinking but the only crystal he knows is a porn star, come to think of it her last name was key

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