Freeport Illinois has problems

[Kase]

A few reasons why I hate my town. Recently a Freeport High School bus carrying the Freshman/Sophomore (I think) basketball team hit an ice patch, slid to the side of the road, and flipped, injuring most of the team, but only 1 seriously. This was bad enough, that a whole basketball team was out for most of the season, but the VERY NEXT DAY, a school bus from the same high school, took a left turn, without checking the crosswalk, hit a 50 year old woman right in front of Freeport Memorial Hospital ( which was listed as one of the 10 worst hospitals at one point because they amputated someones leg, and when he woke up, found they took the wrong one), and a week later, the woman died of extensive head trauma. This has to be at least some sort of proof that my town, Freeport, seriously sucks ass. The only real historical value is Abe Lincoln had a debate against some guy named Douglas for an Illinois senate seat. Oh yeah, we have a $6million library that our mayor says will save the town.... and a Wal Mart. If your town sucks worse than this(not including 3rd world countries or in Arkansas), PLEASE let me know, It will make us feel a lot better

[Maximal]

I think you pretty much win the loser city award

[Morty]

I agree with Maximal

[Orin]

Molesting a statue reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons. Didn't Bart do that? It just goes to show how mature those who molest statues are; following the example of Bart Simpson. Sure your town isn't really called Springfield?

[Maximal]

It does sound like Dr. Hibbard is working at the hospital

[Kase]

I wish it was Springfield, It's warmer there. And there is a somewhat legitimate government there, seeing as its the capitol and all.

[Maximal]

That is why it is warmer, all the government morons and thier hot air

[Kase]

I don't know, there are a lot of idiots in our town that never shut up. Oh yeah, theres a homeless guy in town named Jesus (not the one pronounced heyzues). Or at least we think he is, he kinda looks like Jesus (hes hairy and has a beard), and he gives out free pizza and flowers and stuff. The rumor is that he's rich, but he's got a screw loose, so he lives on the street, or most recently I think in someones basement. The scary thing is that when we started calling him Jesus we thought it was just a joke that my freind made up, but it turns out damn near everyone calls him that. But if there is an upcoming apocolypse (1st off I blame Bush) he may be the real deal


I think his real names Dan.

[CableMonkey]

hes hairy and has a beard

HES?

[Orin]

Oh CM, you missed 'freind,' and a couple of apostrophes. That's not like you.