Post Its

[SexyOne]

I am always playing little practical jokes on my co-workers. Stupid things. One time I put bathtub tile caulk in the bottom of everybodys pencil cans. when it hardened you couldn't pull them out. I came in to work one day and everyone was just standing there giggling. I walked in to my offiice and about died. Someone had put post-its all over. I mean ALL over. There was something like 3000 post-its. On my desk, in my desk, in the cubbys on my desk, on my chair even on the windows!! I have to admit it was funny but no one would admit to it. A couple days later I put a liquid that smells like sulfur in the ends of all the highlighters. It took 3 days for them to figure out where the smell was coming from!!!

[Morty]

I like the stinky fluid idea.

Back when i was a kid we purchased a can of "Fart Spray" from the local joke shop. We use to spray people with it and holy crap was that foul smelling.

[SexyOne]

I looked for a fart spray or liquid of some kind but all I could find was the sulfur and that was bad enough

[Kase]

Theres some sort of fish bait that you can get anywhere that smells really bad. I don't remember the name of it though, but you can get it pretty much anywhere

[Orin]

I remember a grade 7 kid brought beaver testicles and hid them in his locker. What a stench.

[CableMonkey]

beaver testicles

That was the name of my band in Jr. High School

[Morty]

In highschool they changed the band's name to CamelToe.

[Kase]

now just out of curiousity, and I probably do not want to know anyway, how does one go about getting beaver testicles? Do you kill it or is there a depressed beaver out there with only partial equipment?

[SexyOne]

I'm afraid to ask but, Why would you want them anyway? Keep them in a jar next to your own?

[evl0ne]

Fart Spray is for elementary school kids, "Doe Urine" it comes in a handy spray applicator, used by hunters to attract Male deer when hunting. Spray it on and if the smell doesn't get the person, you could laugh for hours at the site of your unfortunate co-worker being sexually assaulted by a horny 12 point buck.