Alcohol test

[Maximal]

Take the test

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...35046633759176

and paste you results in a post

[Maximal]

Bourbon

Congratulations! You're 120 proof!

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

[CableMonkey]

I was 113, and guessed on most of the questions.

[Bloo]

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

[Orin]

And I quote: Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 107 proof!

[jacobfie]

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

[Morty]

I looked at the questions and realized there wasn't a I DON'T DRINK option on any of the questions so I couldn't play. I'm 0% proof.

[Orin]

Don't I remember something about 'Pink Beer" around New Year, when you must have drunk something to tolerate the 'purple bedroom?'

[Morty]

The last pink beer was New Year's eve of 2003

[evl0ne]

I looked at the questions and realized there wasn't a I DON'T DRINK option on any of the questions so I couldn't play. I'm 0% proof.

That makes you a "Shirley Temple", Sprite and Grenadine, for the uneducated