Why now and why me!

[Irondog]

For those that don't know it I'm now on day shift at a job not far from Morty. My day usually starts at about 3:45 in the morning and goes till about 9:30 everynight.
I have a ritual that I do to get gas for the truck that I drive. I stop at the station on my way to work instead of when I come home because after 2 to 3 hours of time spent with idiots on the road when I come home, to wait in line for gas would mean that I'd end up in jail for killing some jerk at the station for pissing me off.
So on with the tale............
I stop the other morning for gas at 4am like I've been doing for about a month. After I stick the nozzle in to fill it up I head inside to get a cup of coffee when suddenly a woman behind the other pumps asks me to come over near her. Thinking that she's having troubles I go on over. As I get next to her and ask how I can help she asks me for $10 for gas. I take one look at her new Mercedes and tell her NOPE!
She then asks for $5 for gas, again I say NOPE and head inside for my much needed cup of coffee. Just as I get to the door she yells at me again so I turn around only to see her flash her very appealing Tits at me, and then asks if she can now have $5 for gas. Again I say no and go inside.
Once inside I get my cup of coffee and go to the counter to pay and the kid at the register asks if she just flashed me. I tell him Yea and he tells me that she was inside 20 minutes before telling him that if he would fill her tank with gas then she'd have sex with him.
OK now I look back out at where she was and notice that she is now almost inside. She walks right up next to me as the kid is handing me my change from the $20 I handed him, and she tells me that she will do the both of us for $20 worth of gas. I told her that I didn't have $20 and then she goes on to tell me that for the change in my hand she will do me in her car behind the gas station.
I now see the oppurtunity to have a little fun for the first time in the new year so I tell her to lift her skirt which she does in a second, then I tell her to show her tits which she does quickly and I proceed to hand her $3 of my change and head out the door with her screaming what a fucking asshole I am.
Great way to start the day seeing all the goodies for only $3. Best $3 I've spent in quite awhile.

[CableMonkey]

Strange, that is how I met Morty...I never should have given him that money.

[Morty]

Strange, that I how I met Morty...I never should have given him that money.

Check out what a few days of CableMonkey being around me does.

Or maybe it was the tennis ball I beamed him in the back of the head with.

[Maximal]

Strange, that I how I met Morty...I never should have given him that money.

Check out what a few days of CableMonkey being around me does.

Or maybe it was the tennis ball I beamed him in the back of the head with.

Good catch!!!!

And see what being around CM for a couple of days does to you