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Thread: CableMonkey and His Lucky Marble

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    CableMonkey and His Lucky Marble

    CableMonkey and His Lucky Marble
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    The days in Rancho Santa Margarita are growing near to their end for CableMonkey. But before that day comes, he will have to fight many verbal battles with retards across the land to protect his Lucky Marble.

    It all started on November 12th, 2004 when CableMonkey first . . .
    Last edited by Morty; 10-22-2005 at 12:11 AM.

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    discovered a small growth while urinating. He told his mommy about it and she took him to the doctor right away. It turns out that puberty had begun for CableMonkey and a penis was now forming.

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    He also noticed that everytime he saw a woman he would loose the ability to talk or walk. In fact his mother was getting more than a little pissed of at all his shirts being covered with drool all the time.

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    Friday afternoon had arrived and CableMonkey's appointment with the doctor was nearing. His mom honked twice and he came skipping down the driveway in a girlish sort of way when he stepped on a marble and landed flat on his back. As he layed there on his back, and his mom now by his side helping him up, the neighbors tree unexpectedly fell on their car. His mother was freaked but all CableMonkey could think of was how lucky they both were that he slipped on that marble. He reached down and grabbed his new Lucky Marble and placed it in his pocket as he thought to himself
    "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

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    man is my ass sore. They decided to walk to the doctors since the free clinic was just around the corner. As they were passing the lane behind the doctors office CM noticed some boys playing marbles for money. So he took the rent money and bet it all. He reached into his pocket and

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    played with his penis that has started to grow. He then noticed everyone staring at him so he quickly removed his lucky marble and put it down to play.
    "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

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    He lost all the money but as the kid that won it all was getting up to leave he tripped on the lucky marble and fell down. He was unconsious and the money was all lying on the ground.

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    Cablemonkey picked it up then gave the kids ass a quick feel then took off running. He didnt get to far since he cant run that well. He stopped to take a breathe when he saw
    It's only funny until someone gets hurt.... then it's hilarious.

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    the other kids all gathered around their fallen comrade. They also wanted their asses felt, except for the one boy in the corner who wanted to take CM's lucky marble. Cm refused to give him the marble and started to

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    feel the kids asses while smacking the one kid with his fist. He knocked him down then spanked him, and said "you'll never get my lucky marble Max!"
    It's only funny until someone gets hurt.... then it's hilarious.

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