Up in smoke

[Layni]

I used to work as a phone operator. I worked with an older lady that used to always smoke when she took phone calls. She went through 2 packs in an 8 hour shift. It used to bother everyone that had to work with her in that room. One girl and me got ahold of her cigarette pack. We broke off matches tops and stuff them in the ends of every cigarette. So when lit- the created a flash. She sat down and lit one, it flashed and she jumped up and started cussing. Everyone else was dying laughing. Then she sat down again and lit another one-- same thing happened again. Which made us laugh harder. She finally relized what we did. And was pissed off for a couple hours but got over it.

[Morty]

I gotta remember that one. Much safer than what we use to do.

[CableMonkey]

I gotta remember that one. Much safer than what we use to do.

Stuff matches up your Butt?

[Morty]

Well that too!

We use to scrape off the stuff on those 4th of July "Sparklers" and dig out some of the tobacco, jamb that in, then put the tobacco back.

Use to also get these smoking things that we found at an adult joke shop and you jamb them into the tobacco. They were thin and pointy. Smoke and burn real fast so the cigarrete would practically have the first 1/2" of it in flames then it would explode. More like a pop. Sounded like those "Bang Snaps" kids get and you throw them at the ground and they pop. Except the cigarette would be completely destroyed and the person would be holding nothing but a filter.

Did it once to my grandma's cigarette. She was pissed for about 10 seconds and then she couldn't stop laughing. My grandma was the best. She always laughed at my pranks.