Principals car

[Irondog]

I don't know if this is concidered a practical joke but I still find it funny.
Back in high school I had a principal that didn't like me very much. I know this doesn't surprise many
Anyway, he didn't care for me much and I just happened to get into a fight with the school bully one day and was sent to the office for punishment. The dickhead came in and decided to try to expell me for fighting but not the prick that started the shit. All I did was finish what he had started with me.
Well, butthead wouldn't listen to my side of the story so I tried to call my old man so he could come to the school and get me off. When I tried to use the phone the principal knocked the phone out of my hand and told me to use the pay phone in the hall, but when I got up he told me sit there and he would call my dad.
"I wish you would make up your fucking mind." Well that didn't help the situation so I finally shut up and he called my dad.
When my dad got the school he told the principal to go fuck himself and nothing was going to happen to me and we left.
Well nothing did happen to me but I got even with him a few weeks later.
I happen to be taking welding in shop class and my dad had a torch setup at our house so a friend and I went to the principals house late one night and welded the doors shut on his beloved Porche.
To this day the dumb fuck has never figured out who did it

[Morty]

I love it! hahaa

I can totally see the guy just in tears sitting on his lawn looking at his car.

[Maximal]

Remind me not to piss of the iron pup, or lock up my cars and family


screw it I better buy a lock!!

[Irondog]

Remind me not to piss of the iron pup, or lock up my cars and family


screw it I better buy a lock!!

Smart man The lock won't stop me though

[Irondog]

I love it! hahaa

I can totally see the guy just in tears sitting on his lawn looking at his car.

He actually held a school forum to try and find out who did it or get some leads but we didn't tell anyone else about it so they got nothing

[Maximal]

except now the whole world knows


or at least 3 people

[Irondog]

The whole world may know but it still can't be traced back to me.
The statue of limitations has run out on this offense

[sleonard]

tried to call my old man so he could come to the school and get me off.

Oh dear.

[Morty]

Now how the fuck did nobody else catch that. hahahahahaa

[Maximal]

Well either the principal or the other guy had to catch it so we thought we'd leave it alone, I don't want taht shit on me!!!!!