Teacher's ruler

[Layni]

About a week ago, I went to visit a friend in school. I went to his psych class with him, this teacher was sooooo annoying. He always had his ruler and would walk around the classroom smacking his hand with it- almost like he was threatening anyone who gave a wrong answer to hit them with it. He always picked on everyone. So we decided to do something with his ruler. I went into his classroom at the end of the day, and glued his ruler to his desk. I didnt think regular glue would hold enough so I used cement glue. The next day we went into class and watch him try to pick it up for the entire classtime. He didnt. He was so mad. Only bad part was he made everyone write an 5 page essay about what kind of mind would do such a thing.

[WillRiker]

Only bad part was he made everyone write an 5 page essay about what kind of mind would do such a thing.

A seriously disturbed one I think....

[Maximal]

The 5 pages woould have been worth it just to see him pissed

[Morty]

I would of cut the ruler into 12 pieces and carefully lay all the pieces back together so it appears to be a complete ruler and then when the asshole goes to grab it, he picks up just a piece.

[WillRiker]

I would of cut the ruler into 12 pieces and carefully lay all the pieces back together so it appears to be a complete ruler and then when the asshole goes to grab it, he picks up just a piece.

If you, Layni & CM put your heads together you could either take over the world, (or completely destroy it).

[Morty]

It's easier to destroy than take over. I'm lazy, I'll take the easier way. More fun too.

[Layni]

I think Morty just likes to destroy stuff.

[evl0ne]

I think Morty just likes to destroy stuff.

Ya think, his website is dedicated to the destruction of brain cells.

:P

[Layni]

His website is dedicated to the destruction of brain cells cuz he wants everyone to be just like him.

[Morty]

And its working very well. In my response to Layni's last comment, I created this. http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/mt...?p=11475#11475