View Profile
View Forum Posts
Private Message
View Blog Entries
Visit Homepage
Those who ACT dumb and hard of hearing around people LEARN lots more!
~Yes mamma thanks~
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
||||||
|
|
|
|||||
|
|
|
|||||
|
|
|
|
||||
Those who ACT dumb and hard of hearing around people LEARN lots more!
~Yes mamma thanks~
Never turn your back on a charging turtle........Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do
Always cook poultry to 165 degrees farenheit.
At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.
Never Go to bed angry, or Honry
Never turn your back on a charging turtle........Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do
A true friend will stab you to your face.
At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.
Never look up the soil stack when someone can flush from above
Never bite your fingernails if your profession pertains to pumping the "honey pot" or a septic tank.
Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
America is not at war. The US Military is at war. America is at the mall.
Magnesium Citrate - The Navy Seal Hell-Week of laxatives.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Grown men don't have a "private place" under a "favorite tree."
"What we have is a failure to communicate"
When you dont understand something- smile and nod.
It's only funny until someone gets hurt.... then it's hilarious.
Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your face
No need to sniff your finger after taking a crap if you notice a little brown on it. Seriously, you don't need to sniff it.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
