MTW Takes Over The Internet Due To Lucky Lotto Ticket!

[Morty]

Another wonderful day at work. Okay, maybe not wonderful.

Its Saturday and I'd much rather be sleeping in, laying next to some bad breath and a pair of boobies. Preferably good breath. But instead I'm on day 6 of my work week. Good thing though, my word days aren't as rough on the body and sucking my energy out like they were with my last company. Nice and easy days as far as the physical part goes. Other than the average of 10-12 miles I walk a day due to the campus being so large.

So today is the day a lot of the electrical trenches get asphalted back over. Doing it on a weekday with all the kids running around just ain't a good idea. Start here at 6AM and hopefully it will go quick. Probably be out of here by 2 I'm hoping. Irregardless, its going to be nice to have a huge chunk of the grounds back to normal. Redirecting these kids around buildings and over steel plates just ain't cool. Everyday I worry about one of these kids catching their foot on the edge of our fence stands or on a steel plate and eating shit and their parents coming back with lawyers thinking they just hit the SuperLotto jackpot. Speaking of which, I need to buy a lotto ticket today. It was at $61 million this morning. I wouldn't mind winning that. Just think how bitchin MTW would be if server costs weren't an issue.

Holy crap. If I won that Lotto, MTW would own the fucking internet. I'd pack it so tight with so much shit that people would just go to MTW for damn near everything they need. Other than Amazon and eBay type stuff. I'd leave those areas alone. That stuff doesn't interest me. But I'd have Reuters news hooked up, CNN, and every other damn thing on the internet that people go searching for. Have multiple forums of all types.

Then again, now that I think about it, I probably wouldn't do any of that stuff. MTW is a humor site and always will be. I'd just make it the biggest and baddest humor site on the internet. People would be sending me their video clips of funny shit instead of mailing it off to America's Funniest Home Videos. All other humor sites would be paying top dollar for me to link them. And even still, people would be dissapointed when visiting those other sites and just come on back to MTW. Slowly there would be no other humor sites. Except for one. Ebaum's World. His site kicks ass and has so much personally built content that I could never match without paying people to do it. Then again, the advetising on MTW could pay for a small team of techies to create more content for MTW. How f'n cool would that be? And how cool would it be that all you numbnuts were a part of MTW when it was just the piss hole that it is now.

Oh man, dreams........ All dreams...... All I need is 6 little numbers to match my 6 numbers. MTW being the most badass site on the net and CableMonkey's daughter going to the college of her choice. That's the 2 things I'd do with my money. Besides invest the shit out of it and make it grow. Don't think I'd get too materialistic with all the money. I like living simple. So I think I'd do alright with that much money.

A boy can dream can't he?

[Orin]

I appreciate your dream--you are obviously a fine man and I think it was a good day that I found your site and an even better one when I decided to join in. The site reflects you. I hope your dream comes true.

[Maximal]

And may you not be bought out by Bill Gates.

(this is a simpsons reference)

[Morty]

And may you not be bought out by Bill Gates.

(this is a simpsons reference)

I'll take winning the lotto either way!