When I was a child, we lived on an AFB up in Maine. There was a lot of woods up there that all the kids would play in. The most popular one was this playground surrounded by woods where all the kids would get together and play hide-n-seek using the woods to hide in and the playground as the safe haven.
It was during one of these games that my little brother came up to me and told me that he had to use the bathroom. Seemed kind of odd to me because he's a boy and boys can just whip it out and bless the bushes and I told him so. I was then informed that he didn't have to pee and he didn't think that he could make it back home. Looking around, I told him to just go in the woods. He was hesitant at first because there wasn't any toilet paper and I told him to just use leaves. A few minutes later he comes out of his little hiding spot, saying that he had to go home. Out of curosity, I followed.
When I got home, my mom had him standing in the bathroom and was picking leaves out of his butt. He didn't realize that you are suppose to wipe with the leaves like you do with toilet paper and got them stuck.


















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