Public Service Announcement

[Morty]

SPAM sucks.

You hate it.

I hate it!

Let me start off by saying I never have, I don't, and never will send out SPAM. I get enough shit in my box everyday, I sure as hell ain't going to SPAM any of you.

With that being said, allow me to make those unaware, AWARE.

There are crap loads of viruses going around right now that are email based. A lot are actually created for marketing purposes. To advertise and also to collect valid email addresses. These viruses infect people's personal computers along with the mail servers that pass emails through them to their clients and hosts.

Mail servers that have domain names hosted on them such as @MortysTwistedWorld.com on them or @eBay.com on them are also effected by these viruses.

Now, people, I WILL NEVER BLINDLY send you any emails without some information on them that will undoubtably be from me. And I will never attach a file to an email that you aren't already expecting from me due to your personal request.

Lots of emails are going out that look like they are coming from Morty @mortystwistedworld.com, Admin @MortysTwistedWorld.com, Support @MortysTwistedWorld.com, Management @MortysTwistedWorld.com. They aren't from me. Its these viruses that snagged @MortysTwistedWorld.com as being a good email domain and grabbing the address books of all the mail servers and PCs and replicating itself and sending out more infected emails.

Don't be pissed at me, I have no control, and I guarantee you that it is not from my webhost, SquarePegHosting.com and its not from me personally.

With that being said, have a good day and fuck off!

[speedy]

the same thing is going with speeds-cartoons.
We aren't sending out the emails.
thanks for the update.

[evl0ne]

Whatever you say Spamboy,





Also, with regard to the emoticons on your avatar, are you the one with the pink bow, or is that CableMonkey?

[CableMonkey]

are you the one with the pink bow, or is that CableMonkey?

You have quite the eye for detail, but you have missed a bigger change on MTW...for you at least.

[WillRiker]

I've had so many infected e-mail sover the past week, I spend more time deleting e-mails than reading them!!

Congrats on the promotion evilone, and welcome to the team!!

[CableMonkey]

Congrats on the promotion evilone

Just like you, we never told him...we thought it would be more fun if he found out on his own.

Too late now.

[evl0ne]

I just looked at that the other day to see if I had moved up from Anal Commander, so it can't be that old.

Thanks for the recognition, I look forward to giving people a hard time in the Submit a Question form. Since I couln't interject my opinion before.


So you didn't answer the question, Is it Morty or CableMonkey with the pretty pink Bow?

[CableMonkey]

Is it Morty or CableMonkey with the pretty pink Bow?

It must be Morty, because my Bow is Red.

[Morty]

I thought it curved to the right?

[CableMonkey]

I thought it curved to the right?

I can make it turn the other way:


Crap, it is a Pecker, not a Divining Rod



By the way, the first picture WAS curved to the right, if you view the penis from above, not from below