The Bourbon Street kiss

[Layni]

I used to live in New Orleans, for a brief period of time. While I was there Alex came down to see me. We walked down Bourbon Street. *If you've been there, you know ya don't have to wait for January for it to get pretty crazy. Alot of these strip clubs have "welcomers" outside their doors. Usually strippers that stand at the door dancing topless. We went by one strip club, and there was this tall amazon woman standing at the door lifting her shirt up. Of course Alex was drooling. She leans over-(she was like 6' 9") and kisses Alex. We had to leave so I could go to work. So we started walking away, Alex-(who was really drunk) kept yelling " I love you baby" to that woman. We stopped at the corner to wait for traffic. As we stood there we looked back at her. She had her back to us, but we could tell she had her shirt lifted up and her front of her skirt up. Alex yelled one last " I love you baby" and she turned around to look at him. When she turned around we both saw she wasn't actually a she after all. I'll never forget the look on Alex's face when he saw her. He didn't say a word until we got back to my apartment. When he said he couldn't believe it. I looked at him and said what I really can't believe is that you kissed him. Alex looked at me, as if he had just remembered it, and ran to the bathroom & threw up.

[CableMonkey]

F A G

[freakin all da time]

That he/she looked like a woman. I bet anyone would have made that mistake.
TY Layni for sharing. Why don't you share where you were working at?
*And Cable Monkey- I'm not a fag, if I were I wouldn't have thrown up.

[CableMonkey]

Layni sent me a picture of the person who kissed you, and I guess that you were right...it is kind of hard to tell what gender that person is.

[Mark Callaway]

cable monkey - 1

freakin all da time - 0

[Layni]

Now Cable Monkey, you know that isn't right...She didn't have red hair.

[speedy]

Bourbon Street

You didn't catch that one Cablemonkey

[Layni]

Good catch Speedy. I think Cable Monkey was too busy thinking of freakin kissing a guy to notice. OR he's just slipping.

[evl0ne]

Good catch Speedy.I think Cable Monkey was too busy thinking of freakin kissing a guy to noticeOR he's just slipping.

More like fantasizing!!

[potty mouth]

thats was very funny layni well bye