M Jackson

[williamsf1]

JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1:

Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.

During the Neverland raid, police found class As,

class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.


JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2:

Where's Michael going on holiday?

He's off to Tampa with the kids.


JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3:

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?

"Excuse me, but you're in my son"


JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4:

How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?

When the big hand touches the little hand.


JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5:

What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?

They're both old meat between young buns



JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6:

What does Michael hand round after dinner?

The under-eights


JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7:

What does Jackson have in common with whisky?

They both come in small tots


JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8:

Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.

Usually he just tosses them off.


JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9:

What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?

They both have boys briefs half-off



JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10:

Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.

"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.

Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

[CableMonkey]

Love the jokes, Hate MJ

[WillRiker]

What do Michael Jackson and a shopping bag have in common??

They're both white, made of plastic and dangerous to children!!

[Morty]

I'm lazy so I just cut and paste these from an email.




Q. Hear about Michael Jackson's new hit single?
A. The boy in jeans is not my lover.

Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.

Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A. The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play
with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q. What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun.

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q. Hear about the duet Michael Jackson sung with George Michael?
A. Don't let your son go down on me.

Did Wacko Jacko commit the attack-o?
Is he guilty of an illegal fudge pack-o?
Cut the man some slack-o.
It's evidence we lack-o.
Maybe he just squirted lotion on the kid's back-o.

Q. What is black and comes in a little white can?
A. Michael Jackson.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a cataloge.

Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.

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[Morty]

I like those pics. Haven't seen them before. Thanks for the laugh.

[angelundercover]