honey car

[freakin all da time]

About a year ago I was fired for another guy's mistake and the jerk let me take the fall without saying a word. I went back about a week later, when it was about 99 degrees and Layni & me poured honey all over this guy's car. You should have seen all the bees and flies. It was hilarious.

[CableMonkey]

me poured hoeny all over

What the hell is a HOENY?

[WillRiker]

A hooker from New York perhaps??

[tiot]

Wait until winter when it's right cold and do the following to a mark's car:

1) Egg it (couple dozen will do)
2) Toss a couple of bags of flour at it
3) If you're feeling ambitious, add a few other items to the mix

Make sure to get his windshield and his wipers with the eggs. Also make sure to get the locks as well.

Always good for a laugh.

[CableMonkey]

Always good for a laugh.

What I like to do is wait for some creep to wander the neighborhood with eggs & flour...then I jump out, beat him with an axe handle, stuff him into a storm drain and leave him for dead.

Good Times.

[Maximal]

What I like to do is wait for some creep to wander the neighborhood with eggs & flour...then I jump out, beat him with an axe handle, stuff him into a storm drain and leave him for dead.

HILL-FUCKIN-LARRY-OUS

Now that is funny

[tiot]

Hehe, I'll make sure that I don't wander the streets at night anymore :P