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Too Kinky
A woman is at a bar, drinking and depressed.A man walks in and sits down next to her. He, too, is drinking and depressed.After a time, the man askes the woman, "What are you so depressed about?"
She says, "My husband left me because he thought I was too kinky."
He says, "Really? My wife left me because she thought I was too kinky!"
They order another drink, and she says to him, "Hey listen, we're both adults here, and it looks like we might have a little something in common...Whaddya say we go back to my place and see what happens?"
He says, "Sounds like a great idea!" And they finish their drinks and leave.
When they get to her place, she says to him, "Wait right here, I'm going to change into something a little more comfortable." She goes to her bedroom and puts on some black leather boots with six inch heels, a leather mini skirt, a rubber bra with the nipples cut out, a dog collar and a leather hood. She then grabs a riding crop and some handcuffs and saunders seductively out to the living room where she sees the guy putting on his coat and hat and heading out the door.
"Where are you going?" She asked. "I thought we were going to get kinky?"
"Hey," he says, "I fucked your dog and shit in your purse....I'm outta here!!"
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