Lie Detector

[SSgt Shak]

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie
detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really were after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy..

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking
him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up,
sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape
called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never
lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did
you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After
all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked
her out of her chair.

[Jezza]

[mommysalomi]

good one

[Morty]

Another good joke. Making standing around at the mall while the wife struggles to find maternity clothes much more tolerable.
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[Maximal]

Another good joke. Making standing around at the mall while the wife struggles to find maternity clothes much more tolerable.
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why shop at the mall, I'm sure you guys have a tent and awning place somewhere

[Morty]

Turned out not so bad. Due to the recent warm weather, all the girls were eager to minimize their clothing and show off their goods.