One Liners

[krakbaknsak]

I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.

It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot, or a Frenchman a C*nt.







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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone.

I said, "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shit."







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Went to my first Muslim birthday party last week.

The musical chairs was a bit slow, but pass the parcel was quick!!!







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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.





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I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.

She said I had to stop jerking myself.

When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"







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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan guy standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul........ won't it f*cking start?"







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[mommysalomi]

The last one is brilliant

[hntbarbie]

OMG! Those were funny!

[Morty]

Pretty good stuff. Thanks for the laugh.

[The Chump]

hahaha