Spawn of Morty!

[Morty]

The end is near folks.

Life as we know it is about to be tested.

I managed to get my weiner in a magical spot and work its magic.

I'm having a kid!

Ya, I know. Scary shit.

I know I'm scared.

Wife and I have not been telling anyone for some time now just until we got past a bunch of the various blood tests and scans that would give us the choice to hit the nasty ABORT button. But looks like all is well and we're going for it.

Baby is due around September 19th. That ultrasound pic above is a few weeks old, but its the clearest pic we have so far of the little 2 armed turd.

Feel bad for keeping it quite, especially from Irondog since everytime we talk he asks if she's pregnant or if we are trying yet, and I keep telling him NO.

Mainly did it because if things went wrong or she had a miscarriage, didn't want to deal with it publicly. But things are looking good so this weekend we've started to tell everyone.

So there ya have it. You thought I was busy before, now I've got a kid on the way.

HOLY SHIT!! I'M BREEDING!!

Sincerely Scared Shitless,

Morty

[WillRiker]

O-M-G!!!!!!!!

The end is truly near.











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[Jezza]

Heh, that was a good joke. Morty reproducing .

Wait, you're serious?

HOLYSHITWHATTHEFU-

[qwazywabbet]

I don't believe it. I can't believe she'd let you get that close to her.

Oh and congratulations,,,,the pain will end soon,,,,something like 20 years.

[Maximal]

Well dude looks you are officially going to be a motherfucker!!!


Congrats dude! and good luck surviving the summer with a prego crazy chick

[WillRiker]

Look what I found...

[mommysalomi]

WOW Thats pretty frickin awesome...Babies are so fun. And the birth is pretty frickin Um IDK what to call it other than amazing ??? So gross yet you cannot look away...


I'm excited for you..

[Morty]

Thanks everyone. Trying to prioritize the things I need to get done before its born. I'm never gonna get out of debt now.

[WillRiker]

I'm never gonna get out of debt now.

You can say that again..

[Irondog]

Trying to prioritize the things I need to get done before its born.

1. Make Irondog the Godfather !!!!!!!
2. Name the little poop machine Todd or Toddles!!!!!
3. Hire someone to fix the rest of your house.....you have to make it child proof and with the way you build or fix things the poor little thing will not make it past a week...... HIRE A PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!
4. Did I mention make Irondog the GODFATHER!!!!!!!
5. Get ready for the sex while she's pregnate.....it is beyond fun, but fair warning.....it's the last time you will get any for a long time to come.
6. CALL IRONDOG AND TELL HIM ABOUT WHAT POSITION SHE WAS IN WHEN YOU GOT CAREBEAR PREGNATE......LEAVE OUT NO DETAILS!!!



Morty is going to be a dad....... and we all thought he was nuts before.

OWWWWWWWW........my brain is starting to hurt just thinking of Morty being a father..

CONGRATS DUDE!!!!!!