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    Re: Spawn of Morty!

    Quote Originally Posted by Morty View Post
    I think every address I've collected over the years should receive a Diaper.

    If you send me one............I will buy some depends and make a "Special" delivery for you

    and address it to Carebear !!!!!!!!!!!!
    "What we have is a failure to communicate"

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    wow, Congrats Morty! it should be an interesting ride! and no, I do not want a Diaper! then it will give Special ideas!
    "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

  3. #23

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    Congrats!
    One word of advice - do not let irondog anywhere around the baby til he/or she has had her shots.
    It's only funny until someone gets hurt.... then it's hilarious.

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    I thought someone would have put a baby pic on with mortys head on it.... i would but i dont know how to..
    Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.

  5. #25

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    Its been done before. I did it with MD's baby when he posted a pic of his kid. I'll see if I can find it.
    ------blah-------blah------
    Found it!

    Last edited by Morty; 04-15-2009 at 06:13 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

  6. #26

    Re: Spawn of Morty!

    That's just scary.
    Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!

  7. #27

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillRiker View Post
    That's just scary.
    I agree. The fabric on that couch is horrible.
    "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

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    Well congrats from me. You have no idea what hell your in for. All that BS your mom said about your kids are going do 10x more evil then what you did to her. Ya, its true. But on a side note, you both have to keep discipline the same between the two of you. If one of you don't like spanking and the other will. Who ever doesn't spank will get walked all over. They will think that they can get away with what ever they want when the other is not around. Case in point my kids are great for me where ever I go with them. With the wife they run over her and piss her off. Ok, I'm sure you don't need me on a soap box spiting out advice. Best of luck!
    Hello dumb dumb, you got gum gum?

  9. #29

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    Eh the 10 x's worse is deffinatly not true on my end...If it was I would have two drug addicted kids that dropped out of school and etc ... Instead I got two that are on the A,B honor roll and in advanced classes...

    Cheyenne turns 16 tomarrow and next year half of the school day will be spent taking college classes on a scholorship [I cant even spell it ] Junior year and she is already trying to rule the world...

    I'm telling you this just so you know it doesn't always happen ..You could get lucky
    have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mommysalomi View Post
    I'm telling you this just so you know it doesn't always happen ..You could get lucky
    Kinda why we stopped at Jeremy. He's always been really well behaved and no real trouble at all compared to most kids that had their parents ripping their hair out...we didn't wanna risk another kid just in case they turned out to be a little bastard..
    Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!

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