Spawn of Morty!

[The Chump]

Congrats dood! Life is about to change.

[Hayley]

Wow great news morty, congratulations. Really happy for you.

[Barney]

Raising kids is the hardest and{so far} the most fulfilling thing if done. Congrats and good luck!!!......Youll need it!

[Purple Dragon]

WOW congratulions to you both..I am so pleased for you both..have you not thought it may take after care bear..xxxxx

[mommysalomi]

1. Make Irondog the Godfather !!!!!!!
2. Name the little poop machine Todd or Toddles!!!!!
3. Hire someone to fix the rest of your house.....you have to make it child proof and with the way you build or fix things the poor little thing will not make it past a week...... HIRE A PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!
4. Did I mention make Irondog the GODFATHER!!!!!!!
5. Get ready for the sex while she's pregnate.....it is beyond fun, but fair warning.....it's the last time you will get any for a long time to come.
6. CALL IRONDOG AND TELL HIM ABOUT WHAT POSITION SHE WAS IN WHEN YOU GOT CAREBEAR PREGNATE......LEAVE OUT NO DETAILS!!!



Morty is going to be a dad....... and we all thought he was nuts before.

OWWWWWWWW........my brain is starting to hurt just thinking of Morty being a father..

CONGRATS DUDE!!!!!!

# 7 CLUE Doggie into how to spell PREGNANT !!!!!!!!!!!

[Danimal]

I always knew you had it in you.

[MD Willington]

5. Get ready for the sex while she's pregnate.....it is beyond fun, but fair warning.....it's the last time you will get any for a long time to come.

Hit it like the fist of an angry god, she's going to use you as a humping post!

[Morty]

Hit it like the fist of an angry god, she's going to use you as a humping post!

I seriously doubt that.

[mommysalomi]

Okay so I was in your media ramble and thought of this as you are talking about pictures and stuff like that.... How long after the baby is born before you give us our first shitty diaper picture ??? I know you will...And also didnt a few years back [like 4 or 5] someone send you a package and it was a dirty diaper ??Was it Layni? If so payback is a bitch.If not I'm thinking you gotta find this person and invite them back to Mortys with a nice invetation sent in the mail..
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I found it the genius that I am...It was Trinity....

http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/fo...itty-mail.html

[Morty]

I think every address I've collected over the years should receive a Diaper.