Roofs and Fat Chicks

[Morty]

Over the weekend I was in Austin, Texas at the Flatstock show helping The Chump during SXSW.

I read this on the wall of a bathroom in a restaurant...........
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WHAT DO ROOFS AND FAT CHICKS HAVE IN COMMON??
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They both get nailed by Mexicans.
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This joke is funnier to some depending on where they live. For me, it made me laugh so much while I was peeing that I totally missed the urinal. This joke hit me as being even funnier than normal too because I wasn't mentally prepared for a joke. So it really hit home.

[qwazywabbet]

Ummmmm,,,yeah,,,Okay...what was her name Morty ??

[Purple Dragon]

I thought it was funny...

[mommysalomi]

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!! I love it.... And then you get the mental image of a fat ass chick in a little tiny shirt ... Walking with her beaner boyfriend [he thinks he hit the motherload and she is hot shit] and he has on those damned cowboy boots that curl at the end and a leather vest on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh help I need out of El Paso !!!!!!!!!!!


Too frickin funny

[TATTOOED_1_ONE]

ElPaso?...I think I remeber getting lost there so we got drunk and wound up in Waco

[mommysalomi]

How the FUCK did you end up in Waco from El Paso ???? Musta been some damned good alcohol.... That is something like 9 hours from here.......

[dtdlbox]

Always wondered about the hispanics at work, All of there wifes are fat and they all have done roofing!!!

[TATTOOED_1_ONE]

How the FUCK did you end up in Waco from El Paso ???? Musta been some damned good alcohol.... That is something like 9 hours from here.......

We were so drunk we wound up with shirts and souveniers from San Antonio, Waco, Elpaso, chorpus christi and a few others that escape me at this time...and then some from mexico also and then my latex allergic friend had to get a few shots a week or so later...