Will's Building Site..The Kitchen Has landed!!

[WillRiker]

Man this whole thing feels like a damn marathon. So one of the things that "they" tell you before all this shit starts is to keep pets out of the way. We have 2 cats...kinda difficult to keep cats from doing whatever the fuck they want and going wherever the fuck they want..so Kelly was putting their food round the back of the house so they could just chill out somewhere and go get food & water.

She forgot to allow for the brainless zombies doing the work on the house. They took up the flooring stuff from the floor of the toilet and where did they choose to put it? You guessed it...right on top of the cat's food...



I swear to the God I don't believe in that these people all share 1 braincell.

But anyway the bulk of the work is done now...and we all universally hate the fuck out of it. The kitchen is just horrible...there's cupboards from arsehole to breakfast time...







It's almost as if they found a space they had to stick a fucking cupboard there...why??? Who needs that much cupboard space??







And this one here...this takes the cake, it really does. Watch the video so you can see how much it's fucked.





Then to top it all off the new toilet looks like it's designed for dwarves...it's just tiny....it would vanish up Irondog's ass if he tried to use that's how fucking tiny it is.

I tend to live my life along the lines of..."If it ain't broke then don't fucking fix it!"...none of it was broke, so why have they done this to us??

Oh..and to top it all off when they knocked the hole in the wall, and despite me having the huge condom over the PC and everything, the amount of crap that obviously fell from the wall has fuckered my phone up...BASTARDS!!!

Fortunately, I had a reserve......



Anyhoo, needless to say...it's take out tonight and I have my fingers crossed that it's the hot little asian that delivers it.

[Irondog]

I am sure that the cabinet maker that fabricated those cabinets learned from Morty. I was at Morty's house a couple of years ago and saw the new cabinets he built and they operated the same way.

As for the drawer............it will take a little while but by opening and closing it enough times it will finally rub off enough to quit hitting each other. That would be a good job for Jezza to sit there and open and close it until it gets broke in.

By the way.........the R2D2 phone I wouldn't admit I had one of those

[WillRiker]

The R2D2 phone is cool as fuck...I have a starship Enterprise one as well.

[Hayley]

My first reaction was "wtf is Will moaning about, them cupboards are really nice and pro looking".

Then i started scrolling down and thinking, 'theres too many cupboards'. My mum also has a 3 bed house and does not have that many cupboards.

Then i get to the videos, which i cant view at the mo, as China brought out its Great Fire Wall tonight and blocked us out

So untill i see the vids, all i say is that the cupboards look awesome

[WillRiker]

Nah..the whole thing is just tacky and cheap looking...hate it,..hate it...hate it.

Who needs that many cupboards...really?

[Purple Dragon]

well i'm being honest,they need a coat of paint..they look like wood needing something done with it.and WTF do you do with that tiny cupboard by the door..the benches look ok.but doors wood look better black..and i so need an R2D2....that is so cool...

[Morty]

Kind of weird they didn't finish off the walls prior to putting cabinets.

[Irondog]

Kind of weird they didn't finish off the walls prior to putting cabinets.

It's England dummy.............they do everything backwards over there!!

[Morty]

True. He did say the Crew showed up at his place prior to him knowing what it was they were going to fully be doing.

[WillRiker]

Bunch of friggen idiots is what they are.