Who's this Morty guy?

[Morty]

So ya, I'd like to reintroduce myself to everyone.

My name is Morty.
I'm an electrician.
I own a website called Morty's Twisted World that I started back in October of 1998.
I recently turned 33.
I'm married. No kids, but I do own two dogs. Their name is Jack and Austin.
And I've been working way too much and haven't been around much.

So....... no need to bore you all with details, but I've been working 12 hour days typically Monday through Saturday for the last few months, except for Wednesdays which are much longer days cuz I work all day then go teach for 4 hours in the evening.

But I'm all caught up for the moment and hope to be back to 8 hour days for a little while if I keep things kept up.

Guess this means I'm back!

Going to hang tight on the MTW show returning for about another month probably, just to make sure this overtime doesn't suddenly ramp up again once the holidays pass. I don't think they will, but I also don't want to start and stop the show again.

So hello!

[WillRiker]

We need concrete evidence that you are indeed Morty and not some imposter that has hacked his account.

A photograph of you alongside a copy of today's newspaper will do nicely thank you.

[mommysalomi]

Yeah Yeah Will we all know you really wanna see a picture of his ass

Thats what everyone has really missed around here.

[Morty]

Yeah Yeah Will we all know you really wanna see a picture of his ass

Thats what everyone has really missed around here.

Interesting, very interesting idea of how I must prove its me.

[mommysalomi]

Yup a hairy ass and a big fat Dr. Pepper burp should do the trick

[hntbarbie]

welcome back Morty!....maybe you can stay this time!

[Purple Dragon]

We need concrete evidence that you are indeed Morty and not some imposter that has hacked his account.

A photograph of you alongside a copy of today's newspaper will do nicely thank you.

I agree with will we need evidence that you are truly our leader...

[The Chump]

I'm an electrician.

I think its weird that you say that. People imagine you with a tool-belt and wire-snippers repairing refrigerator plugs and stuff.

In reality - that isn't what you do at all. Perhaps people might be interested in what you 'actually' do

[Purple Dragon]

I would be interested in knowing..

[WillRiker]

I think its weird that you say that. People imagine you with a tool-belt and wire-snippers repairing refrigerator plugs and stuff.

In reality - that isn't what you do at all. Perhaps people might be interested in what you 'actually' do

Why does the mental image of Morty wearing a tool belt and electrician not being what he really does make me think of badly done porn??