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    Red face Random Fact - Tuesday 2nd September 2008

    Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should have blown your head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a 30-year sentence.
    Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!

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    Re: Random Fact - Tuesday 2nd September 2008

    stoooopid man..
    Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.

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    Re: Random Fact - Tuesday 2nd September 2008

    I wonder what took 30 mins to decide ? Maybe thats how long they laughed.......
    have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

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