Ask Morty?!?!

[WillRiker]

I have a question...

Why is there sand in The Desert?

I get sand at a coast line as the land has been washed away/eroded and all that, but there is no water in The Desert to do that so why is there so much fricken sand there?

Where did it come from? I get nothing living/growing there as it's arrid and dry and all that, but how did the sand get there, and in the quantity that it is?

[Purple Dragon]

right...as at the moment there is a lot of people down with the flu,coughs sneezes etc..my question is when women have a cold and they cough a lot there bladder suddenly becomes uncontrolable and we wet ourselves when coughing,,does this affect men....?????

[Hayley]

I think it happens to older women only. Cuz when me and my sister was living at home, we laughed at my mum cuz it happened to her on the bus. Cruel, but thats what kids do, laugh at their mums

[Purple Dragon]

oh thankyou hayley i'm old..


ok my question,why do some men turn into idiots with drink on them?????????

[TATTOOED_1_ONE]

ok my question,why do some men turn into idiots with drink on them?????????[/QUOTE]

Because we have to deal with women?

[Purple Dragon]

tattoo put a question here for morty to answer on the live show....I put that question for him to answer on thursdays live show....but thanks anyways

[Irondog]

I have a question..........why do birds insist on sitting in the tree in front of my house and strategically shitting on my sidewalk every damn day????

If they moved over 1 branch they would miss the walkway and crap on the lawn

I want this discussed in great detail!!!!!

[WillRiker]

The show isn't on currently dipshit.

If you want a discussion in the forum then you need to post in the correct section...I mean really.!

[Irondog]

The show isn't on currently dipshit.

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I know the show isn't on DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!

This is for a FUTURE SHOW.......... man it's true..........you really do need to get laid soon