A couple of one liners

[BunnyMan]

One of the last times I was working bar one of the guest sitting around had these on her phone and she shared them with me so I thought I'd share them with you.

If you sleep with a hooker, and don't pay, is it shoplifting or rape?

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If you don't get this one, say it out loud: works better that way.

Q: What do gay horses eat?

A: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!


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Q: How do you know if the girl you're dating is too young?

A: You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

[WillRiker]

Man that gay horse one made me laugh...

[hntbarbie]

The gay horse was AWESOME!!!! OMG!!!

[Purple Dragon]

here i go again i didn't get the horse one even asked neal????but i loved the last one ,sick but funny..

[Morty]

Airplane Noises is awesome but horrible. I LOVE IT!

[mommysalomi]

So I love the airline one...And I now know what we are gonna role play tonight....And no its not a little girl !!!

[Morty]

Airplane with its landing gear lowered.

[Purple Dragon]

must let you know will rang me and explained the horse one to me i get it now...

[mommysalomi]

Airplane with its landing gear lowered.

got the landing strip trimmed and ready to go !!!