Elephant Phonics

[Maximal]

Little Johnny is learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, “Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!”

Deep breath... “What did you call it?”

“It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!”

... and so it does:
A F R I C A N Elephant

[Purple Dragon]