Why Irondog Jumped

[Maximal]

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Irondog were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

As our trio were eating lunch, the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!

If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Irondog opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."


The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

irondog opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well.



At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.

She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at Irondog's wife.
Irondog's wife said,

"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.

[hntbarbie]

That is about fucked up!!!

[WillRiker]

Oh my God!! That's one I remember as an "Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman" joke from when I was about as old as Nora is high...

[Ferrari355gts]

pretty funny.

[Purple Dragon]

is doggie irish then????????????

[hntbarbie]

is doggie irish then????????????

So which one would he be...The Irish Setter, Wolfhound, or terrier?