The Italian who went to New York

[hntbarbie]

The Italian who went to New York

One day Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on my plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady ana she call me a sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat somma lunch at Drake Restaurant. The waitress bringa me a spoon ana knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock.She tella me everybody wanna fock. I say you no understand, I wanna fock on the table....You sonna ma bitch! I don't even know the lady ana she call me a sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say no you no understand. I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better no sheet on my bed, You sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man ana he call me a sonna ma bitch. I go to check out ana the man at the desk he say peace to you. I say piss on you too you sonna ma bitch. I go back to Italy!!!!

[Purple Dragon]

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