Farmer who wants a de-vorce

[hntbarbie]

Farmer who wants a de-vorce

A farmer goes to an attorney and says he wants one of them De-Vorces.
Attorney: Do you have grounds?
Farmer: Yup! I got 30 acres.
Attorney: No- That's not what I mean. Do you have a case?
Farmer: Nope. I got a John-Deere, That's what I farm them 30 acres with.
Attoney: No, no! You're not understanding me! Do you want to bring a suit,Have you got a grudge?
Farmer: Well, I got a suit hanging in the closet, and the grudge, that's where I keep my John- Deere.
Attorney: Oh, We're not communicating at all! Let's talk about your wife for a minute. Do you beat your wife up?
Farmer: Nope! She gets up about 4:30, about the same as I do.
Attorney: No, no! Is she a nagger?
Farmer: Nope, But the last kid was and that's why I want a De-vorse!

[Purple Dragon]

I had to read it twice ,bit slow you know ,but i got it ....

[hntbarbie]

I had to read it twice ,bit slow you know ,but i got it ....

Thank you I try!

[Purple Dragon]

oh i love the fact we have someone new joining in

[hntbarbie]

oh i love the fact we have someone new joining in

Enjoying every minute!! Thanks for being so friendly!