Perfect gift for women........

[mommysalomi]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[Purple Dragon]

no good for me i rarely listen to music..but i will listen to my Elvis DVD that Kelly did for me ,and it has my favorite song on "the American trilogy"

[Kel]

thaT would also be useful for ignoring guys your mad at without annoying them! brilliant!